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		<title>How Do You Know a Process/Database/Document is Not Needed?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems to be endemic to bureaucracies that they create a lot of worthless, wheel-spinning work.  This can be extremely frustrating if you are a normal person who cares about doing a good job and making a positive difference in whatever you do.  I often find myself digging deeply into a database or document trying [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oneffectivemanagement.wordpress.com&blog=3008371&post=19&subd=oneffectivemanagement&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>It seems to be endemic to bureaucracies that they create a lot of worthless, wheel-spinning work.</strong>  This can be extremely frustrating if you are a normal person who cares about doing a good job and making a positive difference in whatever you do.  I often find myself digging deeply into a database or document trying to get that last bit of data correct, or to improve it in some way, when suddenly I realize that I am probably the only person who will ever look at that data, and that my work will end up in a file somewhere, probably backed up in umpteen different corporate storage vaultsand servers as well, and will come to a complete zero as far as providing anyone with anything of value.  This leads to my subject: How do you know?<span id="more-19"></span></p>
<p><strong>I started trying to think of ways I could tell if I really needed to do a particular piece of work at all.</strong>  I mean, I could put my energies into something providing the most value if I knew for sure.  I realized there are some clear signs telling me when my work is going nowhere, so here&#8217;s my starter list.  I hope you will add your own suggestions, as I would like to learn.</p>
<p><strong>How do you know if a document is redundant, or if nobody is using it?</strong><br />
- nobody ever asks a question about it<br />
- nobody ever looks at it<br />
- it is never seen on anyone&#8217;s desk, on their cube wall, or in their hands<br />
- no other process/database/document needs information from it<br />
- if using it is mandatory, people deal with it only just before a deadline, and after any real work associated with it is done<br />
- an trace of an email related to it shows most people either delete without reading or delete in less than a minute after opening<br />
- the document or information is never presented to anyone by anyone<br />
- the boss prints it out to take home for a catbox liner or to wrap her/his left over fish and chips from lunch<br />
- it is assigned (consigned?) to the Department of Redundancy Department</p>
<p>Of course, the fact that nobody looks at your work doesn&#8217;t mean that mindless bureaucratic robots, program management wonks, and other people trapped in the bureaucratic morass (I didn&#8217;t want to say cretins, that wouldn&#8217;t be nice, tho some of them may qualify) won&#8217;t <span style="text-decoration:underline;">insist</span> you continue to do it.  All I can recommend is, continue to fight the good fight against bureaucratic waste and take your pleasure when you see another piece of useless doo-doo collapse of its own weight, such as when you stop generating a particularly useless document &#8230; and nobody notices!</p>
<p>Please add any suggestions you may have as to how to identify worthless documents/databases/processes.  Thanks in advance &#8212; Tim</p>
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